Am I the only one sees Rob Ryan and automatically thinks about how he looks like Rex with a wig…maybe like Oscar and George Bluth

10 years ago, when someone was said to be “living off the grid” you would immediately think of something like this:

Now, when people say “I’m off the grid” it usually means they left their smartphone at their home and would be without it for 10 hours…while they work at a computer all day.

Meet Angie:

Angie got knocked up by Sam (which was proven on Maury on a previous episode):

Now they are dating again. Which would be good…except for the fact that Angie has a lisp and can’t actually pronounce “Sam”. It’s awkward.

Lesson learned: make sure you can enunciate the names of your sexual partners. You may have a life long connection with them. 

I woke up pretty pumped for today. This week has been a drag, and I have fun plans for post-work. Immediately after 5, I am heading out with coworkers for beer and half priced apps and then onto an end-of-season kickball party.

The morning was a bit a of struggle as I felt that I should doll myself up a little since I seem to have saved my social life for one night this week, but for the life of me I could not find anything in my apartment. (This always happens when I do a quick sweep through the house and “put things away”. Unfortunately, I have learned that those items are always out in the open and can’t remember where I have decided is an appropriate home for them….like my earmuffs —- which never made it out of my car the night before).

Any way, back to the point of the post. Due to the “lost” earmuffs, I was a few minutes late into the office. I settled down, grabbed a bagel off my shelf, and went into the back area to toast it up. That when I saw the most amazing thing ever.

The word on the street is that Carol, the little woman who does the mail (and keeps the office abreast of any possible weather changes), ordered this for her living room. There has been some major debate as to whether or not the office pitches in to order a second one to be hung up in the back area. Oh and by the way, the second cat from the left is “Leo the Lion”. Carol hasn’t had time to think of the names for the others.